"Hello, my name's Baldrick," ... "Yes, we know. Sod off, Baldrick!"
Sir,.. "I have a cunning plan"
Some of my WWI recipes
Rat au Van (a rat that's been run over by a van)
Filet mignon in Sauce Bearnaise (dog turds covered in glue)
Rat Sauté
- taking the freshly shaved rat and marinading it ('till its drowned') in a puddle
- stretching it out under a hot lightbulb
- getting within dashing distance of a latrine
- scoffing it right down!
Rat fricassé
-same as above, but a slightly bigger rat.
